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Today's word on journalism

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Career advice:

"Coleridge was a drug addict. Poe was an alcoholic. Marlowe was stabbed by a man whom he was treacherously trying to stab. Pope took money to keep a woman's name out of a satire, then wrote a piece so that she could still be recognized anyhow. Chatterton killed himself. Byron was accused of incest. Do you still want to be a writer -- and if so, why?"

--Bennett Cerf (1898-1971), co-founder of Random House (Thanks to alert WORDster Tom McGuire)

Time to stock up on caffeine - finals are just around the corner

By Jamee Hutton

As the semester gets close enough to finally see the end, finals also become a part of that vision. Before the celebrations can begin there are days upon days of all-nighters and students living on pure caffeine for a week straight.

Finals would not be nearly as bad as they are if they were not crammed into one horrible week at the end of the semester. College students deserve more credit than they get for surviving such a week. Even for the student who has stayed completely on top of all the readings and assignments for all of their classes it is no easy feat. There is no need to even get into what the week brings for the slacker that realizes in order to pass they must miraculously receive one hundred percent on their finals.

Not only is finals week an incredibly stressful time for students it also has some unique health issues attached. We have been told since we were young that in order to be completely rested for the upcoming day's event a person must get eight hours of sleep. For college students they learn early on how to function with an average of four to five hours of sleep a night. For the most part such sleeping habits are harmless, once the holidays roll around there will be time to catch up and recover. Proper eating habits are another area that has been stressed since childhood. While some college students make an attempt to maintain a healthy diet the majority do not do so well. When foods like Top Ramen and nac-and-cheese are so inexpensive it is hard not to buy them in bulk and live off them for the rest of the semester.

When finals finally roll around you have a somewhat sleep deprived student who no longer knows what fruits and veggies are. When four to five cumulative tests are all thrown at you in one week it is easy to see how things can rapidly go down hill from here. A typical finals week will go something like this scenario. Before beginning to study student decides which tests will be studied for first and how long to study for each of them. Time is precious during this week and you also need to leave enough time for sleep and proper meals since you know such things will only aid you in your studies.

As you begin to study for the first test you realize there is a lot of material you have forgotten and you are not going to stay within your time frame. No problem, a quick stop at the gas station for some energy drinks and chips will get you through the night. You will get back on track tomorrow. As the week progresses you find that you never did get back on track and to compensate ended up pulling all-nighters the entire week. Even for a young college student multiple all-nighters in a row take their toll, so you resort to your new best friend, caffeine. It does not matter if your new friend comes in the form of a soda or energy drink or multiple cups of coffee; they both do their job which is to keep you awake and alert.

The week finally comes to an end. The semester is over and you have successfully finished all your tests and feel good about them all. It should be a time of celebration. Letting loose with friends and not going to bed until the sun comes up. As the caffeine buzz starts to wear off and the headache hits, reality sets in. There will be no celebrations in the near future. What you need at this moment is a bed and a dark room where you can disappear for the next week undisturbed. As you lay in that welcoming bed you instantly fall into what some might call a mini hibernation. The last thing you remember is your phone ringing but you don't even have enough energy to answer.

This kind of lifestyle and stress is not for the weak. Luckily college students are perfect for such a lifestyle and lucky for them they only have to endure such trauma one week a semester, if they're lucky.

NW
JJ

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