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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Career advice:

"Coleridge was a drug addict. Poe was an alcoholic. Marlowe was stabbed by a man whom he was treacherously trying to stab. Pope took money to keep a woman's name out of a satire, then wrote a piece so that she could still be recognized anyhow. Chatterton killed himself. Byron was accused of incest. Do you still want to be a writer -- and if so, why?"

--Bennett Cerf (1898-1971), co-founder of Random House (Thanks to alert WORDster Tom McGuire)

Zen of Dylan lecture left audience blowin' in the wind

By Jen Beasley

November 12, 2007 | I was raised on music not designed for my generation: my Dad's classic country, my brother's classic rock, and chiefly, my mother's oldies. I used to hate Riders on the Storm by the Doors because it's what we would clean to; I had similar feelings about Crosby, Stills and Nash's Teach Your Children.

But overall, my upbringing gave me an appreciation for the true classics (sorry, Beethoven) that could also be classified as a bit of a modern rut, and my CD collection probably resembles that of most of my professors more than that of most of my peers. So when I heard about a lecture being given on campus entitled "Bargainin' for Salvation: Bob Dylan a Zen Master?" I took it as a chance to rub elbows with other similarly warped young people, and perhaps learn more about my favorite folk rocker.

One out of two ain't bad, I suppose.

It turns out Steven Heine, the supposed aficionado of all things Zen and Dylan combined, has simply fashioned himself a speaking tour using nothing but a bland PowerPoint presentation, a few very choice Bob Dylan lyrics, and a lot of assumptions.

Nothing about his argument -- the handful of Dylan excerpts that either mention Buddha or supposedly non-dualistic (read: Zenlike) thought patterns -- was convincing. Maybe Heine was out of tune. Maybe he'd had a rough night with his groupies of academe the night before. But I think he just wanted to prove Dylan was a Zen thinker because that would be groovy, and found what he was looking for simply because Dylan has such an extensive lyrical repertoire.

It is my opinion that if one looked hard enough, one could extract a dozen lyrics from Dylan's collection of work to make him a Ku Klux Klansman, a homosexual, a Republican, or yea, a Zen Buddhist thinker. I do not believe that simply because one can, one should.

Heine made his basic arguments -- the simplicity and enigma of Dylan's work, his association with the Beats who associated with Buddhism, his travels to Japan -- well enough for comprehension but without convincing. Many people, equally underwhelmed and more ballsy than I, left in the middle.

At one point Heine said because Dylan answered questions like what his songs were about by discussing their length in terms of "about five minutes," and because he made a smart remark about the big light bulb he whimsically carried around for a period telling kids to "keep a good head and always carry a lightbulb," he was giving Zen-like answers. But where Heine finds Zen, I find smart-assery. I hate to think next time I'm a smart-ass somebody concludes instead that I'm a Zen master, for both my sake and that of true Zen masters. But then again, where Heine seeks Zen, I seek smart-assery.

And therein lies the problem. Seek and ye shall find, Heine.

Seemingly aware of the weakness of his argument, Heine hedges every bet he makes with acknowledgment that Dylan has never professed to be a Zen master, that he went through a number of extreme philosophical fluctuations, and that the well-placed punctuation at the end of the speech title is essential. I didn't know you could get speaking fees that way. It's a neat trick.

Meanwhile, what divergent paths will the ears graced by Heine's insights travel? Just a glance at the titles on a single Dylan record, Blonde on Blonde, and I find answers to that question: Some will have gotten food for thought to chew on as in One of Us Must Know (Sooner or Later). Some will disagree as in Most Likely You'll Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine. Some will be convinced for a time and then stray, as in Temporary Like Achilles. And some will be with Heine through and through: Obviously 5 Believers. And I'm not even looking at lyrics.

It's a scary thought how much is out there to interpret. But if you leave the answer Blowin' in the Wind like Heine did -- to use one of his own favorite lyrics -- "Nothing is revealed."

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