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May 8, 2008

Liberal Patriot:

"Molly Ivins was an unabashed patriot, and it drove right-wingers nuts. Conservatives somehow got it fixed in their brains that patriotism meant being in lockstep with their ideology, that dissent was treason. Molly made a career of reminding them otherwise, always careful to point out how cute they were when they acted like fools."

--Gary Cartwright, senior editor, Texas Monthly, 2007. Molly Ivins (1944-2007), a sharp-witted and clear-eyed columnist who died of cancer last year, was an unapologetic liberal. She once observed, "There's nothing you can do about being born liberal -- fish gotta swim and hearts gotta bleed."

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Crisco on door handles, Kool-Aid in shower head rank as classic April Fools' jokes

By Jason Chesney

April 1, 2008 | April is always exciting as college students begin the final countdown of the school year, the weather begins to change and spring romances emerge. However, it's not uncommon for some to start off the month on a bad note, becoming victims to April Fools' Day.

Although not an official holiday, April Fools' Day is recognized by many countries throughout the world. It is thought by some that April Fools' Day began as early as the 14th century among the French. Others believe it originated in Great Britain, but perhaps the earliest occurrence of April Fools' began around the year 1400 as noted by the English poet Chaucer. Chaucer's story "The Nun Priest's Tale" describes events taking place 32 days after the first of March between two fools.

The ambiguity of the holiday doesn't stop some college students from taking advantage of pulling a wide variety of practical jokes on their friends or enemies. Whether it be short-sheeting your roommate's bed or Kool-Aid in the shower head, April Fools' Day has come to be a day of great laughs.

"It's just a great excuse to have a good time at someone's expense," said one Utah State senior. "Anyone can have a good time whether you're the one doing the prank or not. You just have to laugh."

Another senior at Utah State celebrated April Fools' by going out early in the morning and smearing Crisco under the door handle of every car in the parking lot.

America has seen some big, historic pranks. On the April Fools' Day 1996, Taco Bell Corporation announced it had purchased the Liberty Bell and was going to rename it the Taco Liberty Bell. Several citizens around the Philadelphia area called The National Historic Park to express their disapproval. The prank lasted only a few hours when Taco Bell made a statement to the press confessing it had pulled a prank. The news carried to the White House, where press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the prank. McCurry's response took many by surprise when he explained that the Lincoln Memorial had been sold and would be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.

So, while April can be a much-anticipated month, remember it may not start off the way you expect it. Some may gather a few laughs after putting Fourth-of-July poppers under the toilet seat of the girls' apartment next door, while others will wake up only to find their socks tied in knots. But, amongst all the tricks floating around Logan on this first day of April, remember to laugh. A good chuckle after falling victim to something harmless may help you end the year with a bang!


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